|0idontknow0 (0idontknow0) wrote,|
@ 2013-12-18 00:07:00
|Entry tags:||advent drabble things, christmas, draco, ficlet, pg13, theo|
Decorating the Club
Title: Decorating the Club
Characters: Draco, Theodore
Summary: Draco and Theo are decorating their workplace.
Prompt: adventdrabbles' #15 Penis Ornament.
Disclaimer: All characters belong to J.K. Rowling and publishers. No offence is meant by this fan fiction and it is made purely for fun.
Word Count: ~600
It was almost Christmas and Draco had just arrived at work to help with the decorating. Being unable to find any sort of respectable work after the war he had found himself employed at fairly upscale sex club. He went to the employee changing rooms and changed into his seasonal uniform, a pair of red bermuda shorts, suspenders and a Santa hat. Oh, and not to forget the black loafers and red and white striped socks to match.
After changing Draco went to get the wreaths, he was assigned to putting them all up and then helping with the tree in the main lobby afterwards. He went to grab Theodore, who had also had issues finding a job, and convinced him to follow him around. He would die of boredom if he had to hang all the wreaths alone.
"All right," Theo nodded, after pulling a peppermint, twat-shaped lollipop from his mouth. "I have to hang the mistletoe anyway and I reckon we're going to all the same places."
"Have you been nicking lollies again?" Draco asked, spelling the box of wreaths to float behind him.
"They're free," Theo shrugged, doing the same to the mistletoe. "And it's not as if I eat them all. I hand them out you know, since I'm a merry little elf. I can't believe you got to be a Santa."
"If I feel like you're being a bad elf I get to spank you in front of everyone," he smirked. "Have any cock lollies?"
"Yeah," Theo nodded, fishing one out for him. "And if you decide to spank me tonight at least let me get off."
"If I did that then it wouldn't be punishment," he smiled, stopping at a door and hanging a wreath. Theo shot him a glare before grabbing mistletoe to hang and enchant. Nothing more than a kiss was required since not all patrons came to participate in sexual acts. They actually got a fair number of voyeurs or people looking to have open, relaxed conversations about sex.
When they were finished with their decorations, Draco and Theo headed to the lobby to help the with tree. It was lush and was large and there were a number of ornaments, pornaments, ribbons and magical lights to be placed. Draco picked up a gold penis shaped pornament with silver jingle balls and placed it in its proper spot (they had a system after all, because the tree had to look nice). The bristles from the tree fluttered along the limp pornament and Draco soon found himself watching as it grew half hard.
"Someone please tell me these aren't enchanted to get aroused…" he said, amused.
"They are," said Ellie, one of the female Santas. "You should see the ones that shimmy."
"Hmm," Theo hummed, rubbing the golden cock with a finger. It steadily became erect and Draco stifled a laugh as Theo chuckled. "So, if I rub the clitoris on this one, what'll happen?"
"You'll get a fair bit of glitter on your finger and then it'll eventually begin to flutter," Ellie smiled. "They're brilliant really."
"That I've got to see," Theo said.
"Oi, finish decorating first," Ellie scolded. "And then you can play with the tree. You're going to have me give you a spanking tonight aren't you?"
"You know, I'd better get Santa next round because you all are taking advantage of my bum," Theo said, hanging the pornament.
"Yes, yes," Draco nodded. "Now let's get back to it so we can be finished before people start coming in."